stumpomatic:

Solomon Burke, “Don’t Give Up on Me”
The way Solomon sings—with that growl—he sounds so desperate, like a woman is leaving him.  Guys fuck up a lot, and I hear this in my head when I forget a birthday or miss something because I’m on tour.  I’ve had three girlfriends since this song came out, and I’ve played it for all of them.  It’s like, “If you don’t like this song, I don’t think we can date.”

stumpomatic:

Solomon Burke, “Don’t Give Up on Me”

The way Solomon sings—with that growl—he sounds so desperate, like a woman is leaving him.  Guys fuck up a lot, and I hear this in my head when I forget a birthday or miss something because I’m on tour.  I’ve had three girlfriends since this song came out, and I’ve played it for all of them.  It’s like, “If you don’t like this song, I don’t think we can date.”

inspired by (x)

fishemoji:

Google street view changing the world in a positive way

blue-eyed-hanji:

"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.

This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

um excuse you, but thats Pirate King Elizabeth

OTP Challenge

your otp forever — Willow and Oz
h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

h-e-i-s-e-n-b-e-r-g:

oh my god it just keeps getting better

ieroweens:

Fall Out Boy in this weeks Kerrang!

ieroweens:

Fall Out Boy in this weeks Kerrang!

  • *singing karaoke w friends*
  • *sing dance dance with video*
  • *patrick comes on screen*
  • me: ohh god *hides head in hands*
  • friend: ???
  • friend: u think hes hot there??
  • me: yes ohmg
  • friend: what omg nooo he isnt
  • me: ...
  • me: yeh he is

black-belt-in-origami:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

this is art

sugar we’re goin down @ st augustine - 7.27.14

[ glad i got patrick’s little dance ]

tagged → #im so mad #the stump boy
tagged → #the stump boy

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Character You Feel the Need to Defend — Petunia Dursley

tagged → #QUEEN #LET ME JUST